sagittarius man and sagittarius woman

Sagittarius Woman - Sagittarius Man

Considering everything: their seriousness, their inquisitive nature, their straightforwardness and independence, and especially the fact that they both have the influence of the Fire element, are born under the male sign of the Zodiac, and their words and actions are governed by the male planet Jupiter, you understand that their relationship will never be boring.

Double Fire. Double masculinity. And last but not least: double mutability.

This means that they will find pleasure in verbal games with each other, mostly based on the desire to find out which of them will lead the elephants in the parade at the circus, and who should walk behind with a broom and dustpan and clean up the manure.

Do you find this little innocent allegory vulgar? If so, I'm sorry, but, after all, this chapter is not written for Virgos, Libras, or Capricorns. It is important for Sagittariuses, and no Sagittarius will be scared off by the mention of elephant dung. It is even more difficult to shock a Sagittarius than an Aquarius. In fact, I have a Sagittarius friend, a girl who, in her anger, can exclaim: "Shut up! May a cow fall on your head!"

A Sagittarius man and woman will take turns testing each other "for lies" or constantly find out with the help of jokes and riddles what the other's position is in terms of morality, ethics, philosophy, or intellect.

She.

Listen to this: a man was driving a car, his son was sitting next to him.

There was an accident, the father died on the spot.

The boy was taken to the hospital, and an immediate operation was needed to save his life. But the chief surgeon, seeing the patient, exclaimed: "I can't operate on this boy: he is my son!"

He.

It's simple.

The boy was adopted.

The man who died in the accident was his adoptive father, and the surgeon was his real father.

Right?

She.

No, that's wrong. How stupid you are!

He.

Wait.

I get it!

This boy was confused with another child of the same height and age and was taken to the operating room, and the second patient was really the surgeon's son.

She.

Oh, come on!

You'll never guess.

The surgeon was the boy's mother.

It just never occurred to you that women are smart enough to be surgeons! Do you think all women have the brains of a chicken?

And I still haven't divorced you!

He.

Not all women have the brains of a chicken, but you sometimes act like one. First of all, it's a stupid riddle. Secondly, I thought you didn't approve of surgeons and surgery.

Besides, if you hadn't told me, I would have guessed it myself. How can you think with people chattering in your ear all the time?

Well, since you brought it up, I think divorce is a wonderful idea.

She.

Do you think I talk all the time?

Ha! It's really funny to hear you say that!

And it's not a stupid — riddle at all.

This is a fictitious situation, so there is nothing wrong with it. As for my disapproval of surgery, I simply said that ninety percent of all operations are unnecessary. This does not mean that I do not understand that there are accidents, such as fractures, appendicitis, and so on, when the help of an experienced surgeon is required. I am only against sadistic surgeons, who subconsciously get pleasure from cutting up people, and against those who buy luxury cars and houses with the fees for allegedly treating appendicitis, tonsillitis, hysteria, and even mastitis.

I am absolutely sure that our doctor is an intelligent, subtle, compassionate person...

The trouble is that you never listen, you always interrupt.

It has become impossible to live with you since you started going bald.

He.

With you, too, since you started getting fat last year.

She.

Oh, come on! You have twenty-four hours to pack your things and get out of here.

And don't forget your dog.

He.

You have twenty-four hours to pack your things and get out.

And you can take your dog when you leave.

(Since they are Sagittarius, they each have their own dog and maybe a horse as well.)

Advice to other Zodiac signs: don't be irritable.

The two made up a few hours later, while they were both packing (each of them decided that it would be more humiliating to be left than to leave).

He hugged her warmly, admitting that she wasn't fat, she had just been too thin before, and that the few extra pounds she had gained on her hips had only done her good, and that he had only been teasing her .

(He had taken a risk when he had mentioned her thighs, but it had worked out.) She stroked his hair lovingly and told him that it had only seemed that he was going bald, but even if he had gone bald, he would have become even more handsome - like Yul Brunner, for example. And in general, in her opinion, bald and balding men look very sexy.

Often Sagittarius only makes things worse when they want to settle a quarrel by deliberately playing the fool, or try to bring back the old happy times and behave like cute but annoying puppies (or foals).

They both need to watch their habit of exaggerating everything, because Jupiter sometimes encourages Sagittarius to make everything bigger than it really is.

Leo and Gemini (for completely different reasons) also like to exaggerate a little, but they are far from Sagittarius, and it is Sagittarius who is so important to tell the truth! So I remind them for their own good: don't you think that you need to be careful that Jupiter does not tempt you to say a little more than the truth?

This is an astrological test to see if you will allow your truth and honesty to be distorted by exaggeration even with very strong feelings?

Keep in mind that the temptation may appear in the form of a selfish desire to get your way, to defend your position at any cost.

But is it worth paying for victory with honesty?

Sagittarius does nothing sloppily, and when they are together, their enthusiasm doubles.

Their dual masculine vibration, passing through the daring and defiant essence of Sagittarius, leads to a close-knit relationship, in which there is both good and bad...

Fun and battles, laughter and tears, defeats and victories - their relationships seem to be "sewn" from different motley pieces, like a large patchwork quilt, which has worn out at the seams in some places, but has not lost its brightness.

A Sagittarius girl is unlikely to keep her Centaur from adventures, which are called the search for happiness. Often, the greater the danger, the more he likes it.

Perhaps, he will get the same pleasure from sports both as a participant and as a spectator. Jupiter's vibration is sometimes so strong that it overwhelms most other influences in the horoscope.

I'll give you an example.

He can't prove anything to the Archer about her Sagittarius, but the purpose of the example is to explain things, not to prove them. It is, at least, more than a hint at the Jupiter man's daring nature, if he has been hiding it from her.

Clive Baxter, the guy who caused such a hurricane of controversy by opening up vast prospects for research into the perception of the simplest cell (science has dubbed it the "Baxter effect"), is not a Sagittarius at all - he was born under the sign of Pisces.

However, in Clive's horoscope the Moon and some other planets are very harmoniously placed in Sagittarius. His horoscope also contains a "great favor" of the Water element and exactly the same aspect in the Fire signs.

Clive grew up with a fear of water, a fear of fire, and a fear of heights. He lived with these three phobias and was a true Pisces.

One day, when he was seventeen, his many planets and the Moon in Sagittarius told his subconscious that the only way to overcome all these fears was to conquer them by accepting their challenge.

The vibration of Neptune made him tremble with fear and self-pity, but the planets pushed him in the back, and on a lake in New Jersey he did what he did many times after that, two summers in a row, before a large audience at the Flushing Meadows Amphitheater in New York.

Evening after evening, Cleve set his trunks on fire and then dove, like a human torch, from a height of seventy-five feet into a flaming pool of water (gasoline was poured into it and ignited a few seconds before the show began).

Well, what do you say now about the double "great favor" of Fire and Water in the horoscope? It is also a wonderful illustration of the irresistible craving of Sagittarius for risk and recklessness. True, Cleve does not know exactly whether this is cowardice or courage (modesty of Pisces!). You understand that the audience would have been satisfied with the jump itself, but there, and New Jersey, when Cleve stood at a height of seventy-five feet above the water and looked down at the water and the fire, he was afraid.

And it was then that he got the idea to soak his swimming trunks in gasoline. When his ass caught fire, his reluctance to dive immediately evaporated. He had no choice: only down, and quickly!

In fact, his decision to set his ass on fire was the influence of the joke-loving "Sagittarius" Moon.

The same strange mixture of Sagittarius curiosity and Pisces susceptibility in Baxter soon made him light a fire in what could be called the "ass" of boring science...

The Sagittarius woman had better be prepared for the fact that her beloved Sagittarius is unlikely to make their life monotonous, and it is wise to leave him the right to humor and excitement.

If at least one of them does not have the Moon or Ascendant in Water or Earth signs, they are unlikely to be careful with money.

They will spend it, borrow it, or gamble with it with the same joy with which they earn it.

Rarely Sagittarius, man or woman, will work where he is not interested.

He will quickly give up an occupation that bores him and take up something that fascinates him. Sometimes he changes his place of work because he was treated unfairly, and more often because he himself said too much to his boss - Sagittarius does not mince words. However, he will not be too upset about a temporary period of unemployment. - Centaurs look to the future with optimism and are rarely despondent, thinking about a rainy day.

Figuratively speaking, Sagittarius always expects the sun and almost always waits for it.

Their love cannot be dull, because their union is a double Fire. If there are no unfavorable aspects between their Suns and Moons, which can be the reason for some disharmony in the sexual plan, these two are trusting and open in their feelings.

There will be no fear of disappointment or fear of being rejected. They feel a similarity in understanding and willingness to fulfill the other's desires.

This does not necessarily have to be expressed in words: playful fussing, laughter and throwing pillows are often part of a love ritual. There is ardor and joy in their love, and they feel calm in each other's arms. Their problem may be jealousy, resentment or anger, when one of them talks about their old affair, and the other is afraid that it is not all over.

They both demand personal freedom, however, they do not always think about others (this is called "selfishness"). Usually, Sagittarius is not a very jealous sign, but when two Sagittarius start asking each other sincere questions and receive equally sincere answers and go too far in their curiosity, even a stone statue can become jealous.

At first, they may have disagreements on religious grounds, but if they can do without unnecessary arguments, it is religion that can give them an understanding of what life is in general and bring them closer. And it is unlikely that one of them will remain on the sidelines when the other decides to go in search of adventure. Therefore, they need to agree to do everything together, when it is possible and even when it is impossible...

A vacation apart for these man and woman (especially if one of them was born with the Moon or Ascendant in an Air sign) can end in a surprise when one of them forgets to return. But if they are together, they can be sure that over the years they will become even closer to each other.