virgo man and virgo woman

Relationships of two Virgos

This is how Virgos greet the day, which promises to be good.

At least, not too bad.

Otherwise, why get out of bed?

Virgos briskly jump out of bed - always getting up on the right foot - and rush to the kitchen to drink prune infusion.

Every sane person understands that home remedies are safer than medicines, and Virgos are a storehouse of common sense.

However, one cannot consider the habit of Virgos to stuff worries and dark thoughts into the depths of the subconscious, like dirty linen in a chest of drawers, to be the height of common sense.

Everything greasy and crumpled has a habit of falling out into the light of day at the most inopportune moment.

No, really, it is stupid to hide doubts, cherish and mourn your problems.

Alas, Virgos treat problems like houseplants, never forgetting to water the flowers with water, and the problems with burning tears?

With such care, everything will grow very quickly.

May the reader forgive me, but I am going to digress for a moment from the subject of our conversation in order to pray to Saint Antoninus), a patient and compassionate mediator between the Almighty and us.

Saint Anthony, you have often stood up for me, when I, through my own frivolity — what can you expect from an Aries? — lost money, peace, patience, and loved ones. And each time you performed miracles, large or small. I am afraid I must disturb you again. Please protect me from the bitter criticism of Virgos, who may not like this chapter. It would be wonderful if the publisher of this book were a Virgo. But just imagine if he were an Aries! Would you help me keep an eye on the typesetting, the commas, the spacing, or the page numbers? You would not believe the sacks of letters I have received from Virgos, tearing to pieces the author's and the printer's errors, made in my first book, "Sun Signs." I think I've developed a complex. Sorry to interrupt you from important matters. By the way, thank you so much! I found my wallet, printer ribbon, sweater, and insurance card that I lost last week. Say hello to St. Francis. Amen!

So, dear reader, thank you for your patience, and let's move on.

But first, I want to say a few words to Virgos and those with the Moon or Ascendant in Megaera.

One hundred percent for the fact that Bogg doesn't care at all how we spell His name - He needs us to love and be forgiving of other people's sins and mistakes.

Do you understand what I mean?

Of course, the correct form is extremely important for oral, written and printed speech.

It allows to avoid misunderstandings, of which there is already enough in human communication.

But should it be put above tolerance and tact?

Two Virgos - friends, business partners, relatives or lovers - often spend too much time on words, on constructing elegant phrases, on constructing monumental periods.

This is a terrible waste.

Instead of weaving words, you could launch kites, make snowmen, fight for the cleanliness of streams, rivers, oceans, save kittens, puppies and monkeys from slaughterers, or do something practical.

Dear Virgos (and also venerable Libra), do not make an idol of logic for yourself.

This is a cunning deity.

It proclaims: that which never was, therefore cannot ever be.

Or vice versa: that which always was, therefore must always be.

The word "therefore" is an alarm signal for an open mind.

Someone wants to slam the door, lock it and throw away the key.

Although the meticulous, nitpicking Virgo is hard to confuse - an invaluable quality for both scientific and metaphysical research, - sometimes she does not see behind all these "therefore" and "thus" the higher Truth, trampling on primitive logic, the Truth that Good carries within itself.

(Dear typesetter! Of course, I wanted to type God instead of the word Good, but please leave everything as it is - for the meanings are identical. Thank you very much!)

There are, of course, Virgos whose spiritual gaze is not obscured by trifles.

They have learned to look broadly at things, to detach themselves from vain worries and direct their gaze into the Future.

These are those who have been reached by the persistent thunderous call of Vulcan.

True, the powerful vibrations of this mysterious planet can be confusing.

Most Virgos need time to learn how to use the new energy, to control it, but some have already mastered this art with great benefit for themselves.

Since we have started playing with words (Virgos' favorite pastime), let us recall here one dry term - vulcanization.

This boring word has its origin from Vulcan and means the process by which rubber, under the influence of sulfur (and other substances), as well as extreme temperatures, turns into rubber - a different, elastic one.

So the "vulcanization" of Virgo makes her will elastic and her worldview flexible.

What happens between two Virgos could, in imitation of Shakespeare, be called "Much Ado About Nothing."

The alarm clock didn't ring!

Someone has to be to blame, right? (Although it doesn't have to be.)

The expensive porcelain lamp has shattered, an important letter hasn't been sent, the bank account is empty, the car is dented, the key to the front door has been lost, the zinnias haven't been planted, the cat's tail is sticking out of the garbage can, the philodendron has wilted.

Who forgot to water it?

Who broke the lamp, lost the key, spent all the money, dented the car, burned the toast?..

These two have a lot in common - sometimes too much.

Why don't they enjoy it, instead of crushing each other?

A little patience, a little humor - and things will go well, especially if their Moons and Ascendants are compatible and harmonious.