aquarius man and aquarius woman

Aquarius Woman - Aquarius Man

Aquarius men do enter a room in a unique and inimitable way, but then, they all do. In fact, entering a house, a theater, a stadium, a church, or a chicken coop through a window is too easy for an Aquarius.

He might as well knock on the door with water skis on his feet.

I know an adult Aquarius whose hobby is walking on stilts. An Aquarius actor named Berry Bridman skates around his Bronx neighborhood, on Kruger Avenue, checking the stickball game reports as he goes, clutching some of his own absolutely lyrical songs tucked under his arm, munching on a bunch of dill and a fresh-baked bun, and wearing a badge on his chest that says, "May You Have the Power."

Every last one of these Aquarius men is from outer space, and that is the only way to explain their absent look.

An Aquarius friend of mine, before coming to see me, called and arranged to meet at eleven o'clock in the morning.

When I asked him why he couldn't come earlier, he said he needed enough time to get lost trying to find the meeting place.

That's right.

Aquariuses often get lost in the subway, on the road, at the airport, and sometimes even in their own home.

No matter how an Aquarius man enters a room, if he does, and there is an Aquarius girl there, their eyes will immediately meet, and then they will both begin to carefully examine the ceiling. (It is difficult to attract an Aquarius' gaze. That's just the way they are.)

If one of the two Aquariuses is already engaged, has a slight crush, or is officially married, neither of them will think about taking even a step towards each other. Infidelity is not among Aquarius' moral principles.

They will not fall head over heels in love, will not arrange secret dates or otherwise violate decency.

They can become only close platonic friends.

If it happens that both are free of any obligations, then they will still become close platonic friends.

Aquarius, both men and women, attach much more importance to friendship than to love.

Their main goal in life is friendship with everyone living on the planet, from the king to the insect. Naturally, they cannot fully achieve this goal.

But they come surprisingly close to it.

You see, they trust friendship.

And passion, love represent a suspicious state of mind for Aquarius. Those Aquarians whose Sun is detrimentally affected by inharmonious planets of the fifth or eighth astrological houses can lead a surprisingly promiscuous sex life.

Most men and women of this sign are judged in approximately the following way.

Passion leads to love. Love leads to sex. And sex, of course, is the study of two completely different systems.

When a discovery has been made and carefully checked several times, then continuing the research further is a waste of time. There is so much interesting around that it is simply unreasonable to get hung up on studying one thing!

Everything that Uranus-ruled people think, say or do is theoretical, abstract or academic.

Even falling in love, when they have decided that it is reasonable, simply because they are curious and cannot bear a secret for long.

The Aquarius man will demand from the woman whom he will eventually choose as "the one-of-his-own-who-will-take-a-long-walk-through-life-with-him", to be more than just a wife, a mistress, a mother, and a servant.

He will hope that she will become his geisha, confidante, secretary, confessor, best friend in the world, buddy, partner in all his crazy, magical, and impossible plans. She will also have to like all of his friends (of which there may be quite a few), she will have to be good at mental arithmetic, be able to tell the difference between Uriah Heep and Ophelia, read and reason intelligently about whether Professor Moriarty killed Sherlock Holmes or vice versa.

If the Aquarius girl manages to do all of this, he will probably perform several miracles for her.

Of course, the Aquarius girl will demand the same magic tricks from him.

She will hope that he will become more than just a good husband, breadwinner, father and lover. He will have to become her guru, judo instructor, father, brother, best friend in the world, Tibetan monk, Romeo, Valentine...

He must, in the most important way, remind her of the guy she loved for the first time, the one who handed her a tattered daisy behind the teacher's back in algebra class.

And she must, most importantly, remind him of the girl he loved for the first time, with one blue and one brown eye, who was the cutest in geometry class, to whom he lent a handkerchief when she burst into tears, unable to solve a problem about isosceles triangles.

You see, Aquarius's demands on their eternal love are so severe that it is not surprising why many of them never get married.

If they meet each other's refined, refined , sophisticated requirements and pass the exam with flying colors, then, most likely, they will be able to achieve sexual harmony. They both instinctively know the greatest secrets of sexual relations: rarity makes everything in the Universe more refined, and lovemaking is no exception.

This does not mean that they will live like brother and sister, no, this is far from it, but if they are typical Aquarians, they gradually warm up the desire, starting with a glance at each other during breakfast or at lunch.

But sometimes physical love between them will be sudden, unexpected, like an explosion, without the slightest warning from either side.

Just an instant need, followed by instant satisfaction.

If the Moon signs or Ascendants of this couple 1-1 are harmonious, then you cannot think of anything better for them, but if the Sun, Moon or Ascendant are in an unfavorable position, then they will have to work very hard to adapt to each other and live in peace.

On the one hand, they can love each other's friends too much. Most couples have problems because one of them can't stand the other's friends.

This is not the case with our couple, because they are so curious and so fascinated with each other that one day they will go for a walk with one of their friends... It is hard to maintain love when the kitchen is filled with friends, when the living room is filled with friends, and when the bed is piled high with coats, scarves, and sweaters of friends.

Another trait, if in excess, can also cause problems, because both Aquarians share it.

It is their mutual stubbornness.

Stubbornness is stubbornness raised to the power. In people ruled by Uranus, it is combined with unpredictable behavior, so it can be said that these two qualities create a syndrome of inventive, unconventional stubbornness.

Thus, he will be adamant in his desire to put his dog to bed with him, so that it curls up under his chin. It is difficult and a little unaesthetic to kiss a man goodnight with a Labrador hunting dog curled up around his neck.

You can never tell who is kissing you back - the man you love or the dog.

She, in turn, can be adamant, insisting on her right to drive his car, despite the fact that she has almost crashed into a mailbox twice this week, and the tickets for illegal parking and speeding are already piling up.

This can upset a man who wants to be sure that his car is being treated according to all the rules.

It is almost impossible to persuade Aquarius to change his point of view (and impossible to make him do anything at all).

Fortunately, even those Aquarius man and woman, whose Sun and Moon form a negative aspect, can find an easy solution where they are experiencing tension. They can focus on common (or even different) humanitarian or scientific goals.

Thus, they will have much less time to fight each other's stubbornness.

The fact remains that many missionary couples, husband-wife research teams, authors who write together, etc., belong to this type of 1-1 double bond of Aquarius.

Having dedicated themselves to some ideal goal, they are less likely to lose each other through discontent and, anxiety.

As I mentioned, the Uranus man and woman believe in change, unless it applies to them. He may be inclined to think that everything and everyone in this world must change, including her (his girlfriend), but he refuses to change his habits even a little.

The same goes for her.

Obviously, one of them will have to admit that he is wrong, or better yet, both will.

The happiest moments of their life together will be those when they surprise each other. Aquarians generally love surprises. These two rarely hint at their plans until they have carried them out.

The old Model T Ford he gives her for Christmas will be completely unexpected. She will keep quiet about the doghouse she will build, attaching it to the bed for his beloved dog to sleep in every other Tuesday, until everything is ready.

He will not be angry, because it was done by his girlfriend, his best friend, a girl who is so similar to his first love, that she made him forget the name of that Girl. Whose name?

First love, of course.

But it is also quite possible that an Aquarius man will forget the name of his wife.

Names are not that important.

He remembers the most important things about her: how she looks when her hair is wet after a rainstorm, how her voice soothes his soul when she reads him Tolkien's tales at night, how she cooks him spinach soufflé and prune pie in the morning.

The Aquarius woman is also absent-minded.

She may forget the name of her husband or lover from time to time when she is busy with other things, but she remembers what is really important. She will remember that he was the first who could show her Sirius and Orion in the sky, who explained to her that using composting toilets without water could save the planet, who gave her a subscription to the National Geographic Society magazine as a wedding present, and a toolbox for car repair for her birthday.

And, of course, she will also remember those moments of unexpected need for love and its instant satisfaction, and the way he looked at her after that.

She will remember this always, because that is what is important.