aquarius man and virgo woman

Relationships between Virgo and Aquarius

Virgo's element is order.

Aquarius's element is chaos.

They will always challenge each other.

Aquarius spouts prophecies and predictions with the confidence of a weather forecaster (and is less likely to be wrong).

He declares his individualism, refuses to take himself or people seriously, and looks at life with a beautiful and carefree detachment.

This fascinates the methodical and reasonable Virgo, who will not dare to prophesy (she is too busy analyzing the past and probing the present), takes herself and others completely seriously, and does not know carefree detachment.

Virgos can learn Chinese in a week.

They can easily figure out the confusing flight schedules and keep a piece of their ticket at the cinema until the end of the show.

This charms the absent-minded Aquarius, who hands the stewardess a piece of his movie ticket and the astonished theater inspector an airline ticket.

These two like to study each other, preferably from a distance.

Neither will want to get close until the rules of the other's game are clear.

Something must bring them together - the persistence of a mutual friend or circumstances.

And if this happens, they will not be bored.

Aquariuses stubbornly refuse to think, speak and act like everyone else, although they strive to be loved by everyone.

They do not understand why they re a mystery to others.

They carry on every new concept or idea until they have squeezed everything out of it and become carried away by the next one.

What intrigued yesterday is forgotten today.

Virgo's memory reliably stores names, faces, numbers and dates.

Aquarius forgets people, places, loses pens, umbrellas, pets.

He considers it unnecessary to dwell on details, since his mind is constantly occupied with global problems.

Gertrude Dial, my Aquarius friend from Cripple Creek, Colorado, manages to keep her checkbook and lock up her jewelry store at night, but she often gets lost in the mazes of memory.

I remember we were chatting in her store when a man burst through the door, grabbed Gertrude in his arms, and shouted, "Gertrude, my darling, how are you?"

She gently released him and mumbled, "I'm... uh... fine.

How nice of you to stop by."

Then she turned to me and muttered, "Linda, I'd like you to meet one of my oldest and dearest friends.

It's... um... it's... (Her eyes were covered with a haze of Uranian confusion.)

I think it's... um... Jim.

No, I meant to say: Richard... Um...

What, is your name, anyway?"

It should be noted that Aquarius's obliviousness is the other side of giftedness.

Waving aside trifles, these men and women devote themselves to pondering original ideas, comprehending mysterious premonitions and mysteries of existence.

Therefore, do not rush to snort contemptuously and scold Aquarius when his thoughts are somewhere in the clouds.

But Virgos will not refrain from censuring.

How can one forget the name of a close friend?

Such a violation of mental discipline, a crime against good manners horrifies them.

Perhaps they will change their anger to mercy if we say that the same Gertrude Dyle will instantly name the exact price of each of the hundreds of jewels, the year of manufacture, the name of the master?

Really, it is a sin to underestimate the brilliant intuition and sharp intellect of Aquarius.

Forgive their neglect of etiquette, if only for the sake of their kind hearts.

Virgos themselves are kind-hearted and intelligent, but the reckless impetuosity of Aquarius is alien to them.

The latter are often guided by subconscious, telepathic impulses.

Instantaneous insights reveal to them what the diligent mind of Virgo beats itself over for hours.

By the way, about hours. Virgo:

It is seventeen hours forty-one minutes. Aquarius:

What, what? Yes, it is already after noon...

No, it must be evening.

The sun is setting.

By the way, why do they say that the Sun sets and rises?

After all, it is the Earth that revolves around the Sun, and not the Sun around the Earth.

Then why don't they say "Earthrise" or "Earthrise".

Why indeed?

Virgo is thinking.

She will have a lot to think about in the next fifteen minutes.

It is in the Aquarius style to casually drop a curious observation of a multifaceted mind and immediately switch to something else.

The eccentric Aquarius does not bother to apologize, while Virgo apologizes for the most innocent deviation from tradition or rules of behavior.

I once saw a Virgo automatically apologize to her own elbow when she inadvertently bruised it.

This is a commendable trait.

Virgos are painfully sensitive to other people's opinions.

Aquarius does not value it.

They are indifferent to gossip.

The wise Aquarius does not try to please everyone.

True, criticism from his friends confuses him, even hurts him, but only for a moment - the mind of Aquarius quickly becomes satiated with any impressions.

A minute ago he was frowning and now he is whistling merrily.

Aquariuses are the most inquisitive of all bipeds.

Virgos are also greedy for knowledge, but they are often torn between caution and curiosity.

This deprives them of the spontaneity characteristic of Aquarius.

The capricious Aquariuses, oddly enough, are thrifty, of course, not as much as Virgos, this standard of prudence and circumspection.

And yet they do not throw money around like Aries, Leo, Pisces and Sagittarius.

This trait brings Aquarius and Virgo together, as well as their tireless efforts for the common good.

Efforts are Virgo's calling, something she is proud of and elevates to the level of art.

Despite the similarity of intentions in the manner of self-expression, there are some nuances.

Virgo goes into details more. Aquarius:

Just think how many children in other countries are starving!

It's awful... Virgo:

Yes, yes!

Americans don't even realize that thirty little Africans are content with what one healthy child eats in America. Aquarius:

Do you know how much fertilizer we use on golf courses, lawns, and flowers?

Some countries would have enough to provide themselves with bread. Virgo:

Absolutely right.

What Americans spend in a year would be enough for two harvests in India, where millions of people are doomed to starve to death. Aquarius:

I was wondering if less grain went to feed cattle...

If Americans... Virgo:

That's right! It takes twelve pounds of grain to get one pound of meat.

Please excuse the interruption. Aquarius:

It's okay.

If Americans ate less meat... Virgo:

If Americans ate just ten percent less meat for fifty-two weeks, or one year, it would free up twelve million tons of grain for those who are starving.

How can people still enjoy hamburgers and steaks knowing this?

Please excuse the interruption again.

Sorry. Aquarius:

It's okay.

Listen, I was just imagining...

What if we didn't eat meat at all? Virgo:

Exactly!

And the world would be a better place, and we'd all be healthier and live longer.

Eating the flesh of our brutally slaughtered animal brothers is the cause of almost all disease.

Oh!

You eat meat? Sorry, that was awkward. Aquarius:

Well, I do, though... Virgo:

How about a glass of carrot juice?

It's really delicious.

Yes, together they can save old lady Earth and her wayward children.

The Age of Aquarius is the era of brotherhood.

Why shouldn't Virgos join the Uranus club?