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A Relationship Between Two Aquariuses

Yes. It's true. Strange things happen to everyone, almost every year, and we don't immediately notice the strangeness of what happened.

However, with Aquariuses, strange things happen almost every day or even more often, and Aquariuses don't notice what's happening at all. For Aquariuses, strange is normal. Normal is strange.

When two Aquariuses start a 1-1 relationship, at school, at work, at home, on a spaceship - anywhere, life becomes very strange, like an overturned pineapple and prune pie - polka dots and stripes. I'll tell you straight: Aquariuses are what they really are - crazy, brilliant, brilliant. And two Aquariuses are all this multiplied by two. Aquarius is the sign of genius and madness, and it is often difficult to draw a line between these two qualities.

Tie all your accusations about their eccentricities in a huge knot and put it right on the Aquarius's steps. They will pass by it every morning without even noticing, just to get on with their business. Yes, Aquarius really wants to mind their own business, expecting you to mind yours.

You can try leaving a baby under their door. If the child screams at the top of his lungs, then there is hope that Aquarius will look down and see it. These people always look at the sky, behind, to the sides, but never at their feet. Therefore, they sometimes do not realize that they may have violated the boundaries of someone else's territory and are walking around it.

One very good astrologer from New York called Aquarius "people who carry the torch of human dignity." (This puzzled me greatly, because how can you associate anything with dignity with people who constantly stand on their heads?) Our very wise ancestors called them "the humanitarians of planet Earth." At least one writer called Aquarians "the last hope of the human race." They are called "outstanding geniuses of invention" by almost everyone who has studied astrology. But I advise Aquarians to ignore all this. I believe that they have one foot on the ground, one in the sky, their head in the clouds, and their ears in the wrong direction. In addition, they are always losing their contact lenses in the ice cube container.

Don't worry, readers. Aquarians are extremely flattered when these qualities are attributed to them. Is it weird? Not really. You see, Capricorn feels like he has won a Nobel Prize when you tell him outright that he is stubborn. Tauruses swell with pride when you tell them they are intractable. Leos smile graciously when you tell them, in all bluntness, that they are insufferably arrogant.

Many have written to me and asked: Why is Aquarius an Air sign, although its symbol is the Water Bearer? I want to take this opportunity to answer.

I don’t know.

Why are you complaining? That’s a typical Aquarian answer. As clear as the smog over Los Angeles. The mixture of Water and Air does not surprise me, at least as an astrologer. And when you learn more about these extraordinary creatures, marked by the stars and emerging from creative chaos, it will not surprise you either.

Now imagine this. Two Aquarians found each other on the playground, in college, on a basketball team, or watching Star Wars. They read this book together. That is, one of them (playground kids don't count) reads it out loud to the other, who is wandering around the room, watering flowers and talking to him, but also listening. The one reading (let's call him Aquarius One) stops right here, turns to the Aquarius with the watering can (Aquarius Two), and says:

"What the hell does this author mean? Is there anything unusual about us? You have a PhD in nuclear physics, I'm a brigadier general in the Salvation Army, we're both smart, normal, modest, quiet people. And this book implies that we're kind of "weird." Astrology can't be accurate if it implies things like that, right?

The Second Aquarius (stops near the African violets, thinks intently, then looks with a dreamy gaze). But the whole world is strange, God forbid, and sometimes... (tries to remember).

First Aquarius (also dreamily): ...And sometimes you're a little weird yourself.

Second. Thanks, buddy, for helping me out! I completely forgot that last line. I'm so absent-minded sometimes.

First. I think we really can read each other's minds, huh? Maybe we should take a psychic course?

Second. I don't think so. Why don't we buy a book on how to call up the voices of the dead instead? There's a book called Breakthrough, published by Taplinger or someone, and it explains how you can call up any voice, living or dead, using an ordinary tape recorder. They've already confirmed it experimentally at several major universities... Look, did you see where I put my watering can?

First. You put it in the desk drawer. Was it empty?

Second. Oh my God! There was water in it! Look at my sweaters! They're soaked!

First. This is my drawer, and those aren't sweaters, they're kittens.

Second. Oh, I'm so sorry... But what are kittens doing in a desk drawer?

First. They always hide there because they like the smell of cedar. Don't you remember?

Second. That's right. I completely forgot. Can I borrow your hair dryer and dry them? Poor things!

First. Don't worry. I'll dry them. In the meantime, go to the library and get Breakthrough. You can borrow my bike. But be careful with the back wheel, there's something wrong. Try to avoid oncoming traffic.

See what I mean? The outcome of any connection between two Aquarians, whether it lasted fifteen minutes, a couple of decades, or a lifetime, is unpredictable. The only thing that can be predicted is that they will immediately understand each other. The meeting of these two people, ruled by Uranus, can literally bring tears to both their eyes. And this is when all your life you thought that no one in the whole world felt the same way as you, or even understood why you felt this way. When you find someone who smiles in appreciation, that day should be marked in red letters on your Tolkien calendar - a day of unexpected but warmly welcomed peace, joy, and goodness.